Everage Gujarati Family Planning
hiii introducing the original Indian :)
1st Note here , one ya two are person earning money and rest of 10 are spent :P
average Indian woman are housewife and pretend like they were doing great job ... woo but at the end she will making everyone lazy by doing personal work or either irritating them ... ;)
child . Indian are very possessive about child .
here child is born >> now if it was not a male child than a woman have to survive for chain of pregnancy until A MALE CHILD doesn't born :B
they worship every day a LAXMI DEVI ( god of money ) but they doesn't like female child .
Now start a short story of a kid born in Middle class family of INDIA :)
In childhood he was treated to live with a lake of things which are basically not available at time when he demand .... :P
like when he demand a cycle at age of 5yr he will got it at age of 7 yr . And ya one thing left once he get cycle at age of 7th he have to survive with that one cycle until he turned in to 12 .
Now kid demand for a BIKE .... so what he have to complete one task yesss dear A TASK
he have to survive another two year with secondhand cycle and particular target like 85% , 90% etc target in SSC BORD :P
now . Now if he complete target beta khsh to bot hoga ki bike nilegi . Noppp bike to mili lekin uske sath he have to survive again two year in science field :P
And now whole world know In India if you are good something people put u in AN ENGINEERING
finish now he think '' i m in collage '' lol beta now you are at the point were some basterds are came to give you a lecture who are sometime ago a student of that fild :P
hehehe best lol most of collages have faculty like idiot who doesn't even speak proper english ;)
Now after 4yr of collage over great son are out side in market as AN ENGINEER . if he having a surname of PATEL .... pati gayu boss beta ne america javu j pade :P
if he found a surname PATEL he will go to USA . & other having a master ya job
at the age of 25 you must have to get marraied na chale baka .tolerance are not morethan +/-2 .
if you are late than finish whole society are get worried about you :P
now you think ok get married and all set ...... NO NO
its initial stage of error in life :)
he cant hug her wife in hall , cant kiss in public , cant be getting romentic in home ....... cant even care about her wife against family member otherwise he consider as GELO J CHE SAV ..!!
areee bapre you know untill age of 22 a kid are only one sidual
- wake up in the morning - goto school / collage / study - than meet friends - at home lecutures of mom dad sometime bullshit guest also - no not enough if you have gf than boss u are boiler inside sab tara se baj gai teri to .
now everyone want kid after 2/3 year of marriage .... if you cant do like this ya you are palnning something else beta you can't ....... cause now its not your problem to having a kid
now whole the society are pointed on your ability of fertility :p
ab karle planning lee
bichara insan , now he have to be get child ....
at that age he was become a dad ... more stress in life .
he have to earn for his wife , his family , his brothers kid etc etc .....
and most imp bullshit problems are the social function season
you must have to attain ... if you cant than someone from your family ... if nobady can came to there than you have to sent a cover ( money ) from ur side as named CHALLO .
INDIAN SOCIAL FUNCTION ARE ONLY PLACE WHERE TIME AND MONEY AND BRAIN - THERE THINGS ARE GETTING WEST AT THE SAME TIME .... !!
why . why should you have to do it .....
till the story again same and same .
but the only thing are good they are making others laugh , they are enjoying in this situation of mental pressure , and mostly they have a family support in terms of creating a problems in life and solving them in group again :P
this is a smalll part of gujrati family life :)
1st Note here , one ya two are person earning money and rest of 10 are spent :P
average Indian woman are housewife and pretend like they were doing great job ... woo but at the end she will making everyone lazy by doing personal work or either irritating them ... ;)
child . Indian are very possessive about child .
here child is born >> now if it was not a male child than a woman have to survive for chain of pregnancy until A MALE CHILD doesn't born :B
they worship every day a LAXMI DEVI ( god of money ) but they doesn't like female child .
Now start a short story of a kid born in Middle class family of INDIA :)
In childhood he was treated to live with a lake of things which are basically not available at time when he demand .... :P
like when he demand a cycle at age of 5yr he will got it at age of 7 yr . And ya one thing left once he get cycle at age of 7th he have to survive with that one cycle until he turned in to 12 .
Now kid demand for a BIKE .... so what he have to complete one task yesss dear A TASK
he have to survive another two year with secondhand cycle and particular target like 85% , 90% etc target in SSC BORD :P
now . Now if he complete target beta khsh to bot hoga ki bike nilegi . Noppp bike to mili lekin uske sath he have to survive again two year in science field :P
And now whole world know In India if you are good something people put u in AN ENGINEERING
finish now he think '' i m in collage '' lol beta now you are at the point were some basterds are came to give you a lecture who are sometime ago a student of that fild :P
hehehe best lol most of collages have faculty like idiot who doesn't even speak proper english ;)
Now after 4yr of collage over great son are out side in market as AN ENGINEER . if he having a surname of PATEL .... pati gayu boss beta ne america javu j pade :P
if he found a surname PATEL he will go to USA . & other having a master ya job
at the age of 25 you must have to get marraied na chale baka .tolerance are not morethan +/-2 .
if you are late than finish whole society are get worried about you :P
now you think ok get married and all set ...... NO NO
its initial stage of error in life :)
he cant hug her wife in hall , cant kiss in public , cant be getting romentic in home ....... cant even care about her wife against family member otherwise he consider as GELO J CHE SAV ..!!
areee bapre you know untill age of 22 a kid are only one sidual
- wake up in the morning - goto school / collage / study - than meet friends - at home lecutures of mom dad sometime bullshit guest also - no not enough if you have gf than boss u are boiler inside sab tara se baj gai teri to .
now everyone want kid after 2/3 year of marriage .... if you cant do like this ya you are palnning something else beta you can't ....... cause now its not your problem to having a kid
now whole the society are pointed on your ability of fertility :p
ab karle planning lee
bichara insan , now he have to be get child ....
at that age he was become a dad ... more stress in life .
he have to earn for his wife , his family , his brothers kid etc etc .....
and most imp bullshit problems are the social function season
you must have to attain ... if you cant than someone from your family ... if nobady can came to there than you have to sent a cover ( money ) from ur side as named CHALLO .
INDIAN SOCIAL FUNCTION ARE ONLY PLACE WHERE TIME AND MONEY AND BRAIN - THERE THINGS ARE GETTING WEST AT THE SAME TIME .... !!
why . why should you have to do it .....
till the story again same and same .
but the only thing are good they are making others laugh , they are enjoying in this situation of mental pressure , and mostly they have a family support in terms of creating a problems in life and solving them in group again :P
this is a smalll part of gujrati family life :)
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